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| David Uhlhorn |
 In His Own Words:His name is David Uhlhorn. He is 26 years old, married and has a 3 month old child, Joshua. This is his 4th year being a professional teacher in the WELS. Dave grew up in New Ulm, went to grade school, high school, and college in New Ulm. Many said he would never leave New Ulm. He is noted for working at the Vogel Arena all through college. He is the only one on the island who can drive a Zamboni. I mean come on, how could you vote out someone who can drive a Zamboni? I bet you can't even spell Zamboni. He also is known by the janitors at MLC as the floor waxer, ask Roger. He put in 3 summers of his life as a waxer at MLC. Notice your floors in your dorm or classroom. He did that!! I mean not only can he Zamboni the pond on the island, but he can wax the sand in your tent on the island. He is also known to live below Commadity Brokers in New Ulm, off of broadway. Don't kid yourself, you all know where that is and have been there. In fact he left 4 golf clubs there. Go there and find them and he will mail you $1. I mean not only can he Zamboni and wax, but he will give you $1. Don't vote off Uhlhorn, after his child is born, he can't afford cloths and needs that free T-shirt. |