In His Own Words:
Zach is a 19 year old SWM. He was born and raised in the merciless ghetto of West Central Manitowoc, WI. He graduated quid pro bono from Manty Lu. H.S. in twenty oh one. After a brief matriculation at UW, and a short-lived cookware production career, he landed in N'ulm, MN seeking a STEP History degree. When he isn't busy contemplating the future of the Vancouver Canucks, Zach moonlights as the MLC mailroom supervisor. Zach has two parents, three siblings, and three cavities. Zach is a lot like America since his favorite pastimes is baseball. With that in mind, who would vote America off the island, er, out of the cabbage.