Welcome To The Cabbage OnLine

This is the online home of The Cabbage. The Cabbage is/was a parody newspaper run by students of a small college in Minnesota.  The Cabbage covers world, national, and MLC news.  

Please feel free to contact us with any questions or comments by writing to any of the addresses in our "Contact" section.

 

***look for the new site in days to come!!!***

Giant Cabbage Descends The Hill, Rolls to Wisconsin

CABBAGE UPDATE:  Depending on how much time and energy I have this summer, I will hopefully keep writing a bit and posting it here on the website.  I will even try to undertake a huge project:  rewriting the entire website in XHTML, which it was before (well, HTML) until I screwed it all up in Frontpage.  One of these days I will also update the Daily Digressions page and work on getting a new guestbook, free of hurtful anonymous postings.  

I am happy to announce that I received a call to Mt. Lebanon Lutheran School in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  For Cabbage fans, I think this is a good thing since I'll be fairly close to Seth in Appleton...we already have a few plans in the works, although what we eventually undertake will most likely not be The Cabbage, but a much more ambitious and widespread venture in the Fox Cities area.

Again, I want to thank those of you who have taken the time to encourage me over the past few years.  Please feel free to continue to contact me with questions or comments you might have.  

--Mark D. Ehlke

NOTE:  This website will be woefully under construction for some time.  At a minimum, the archive will still work, which is--statistically speaking--the #1 reason people come on here.

Last MLC Issue!!!

VI.15

-Bush Struggles to Fold Map

-Jenna wins Survivor

-Tiffany Schultz

-End of the Year Tips

...and much more!!!

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